Not exactly related to SQL, but one of my passions...
Chess...

I play white in this game.
1. e4 e6 2. e5 d5 3. d4 c5 4. c3 Nc6 5. Nf3 Qb6 6. dxc5 Bxc5 7. Be3 Bxe3 8. fxe3 Qxb2 9. Nbd2 Qxc3 10. Be2 Qxe3 11. Rb1 Nxe5 12. Rb3 Nxf3+ 13. Nxf3 Qe4 14. O-O Nf6 15. Ng5 Qg6 16. Bb5+ Bd7 17. Bxd7+ Nxd7 18. Nxf7 Ke7 19. Nxh8 Rxh8 20. Rxb7 Ra8 21. Qa4 Rd8 22. Qxa7 Qe4 23. Qc5+ Ke8 24. Rxd7 Kxd7 25. Rf7+ 1-0